1. The Fashionable- someone willing to try anything once, travel to another country on a whim, kiss a stranger on occasion, and most importantly blindly instill their faith in Miuccia Prada even when the going gets tough.
2. The Rational- someone who doesn't know how to walk in heels. For this there is just no excuse.
And while I would most definitely like to consider myself the former, I would have to admit these Gaultiers test my reserve.
xx til next,
A
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..find a new use for your shoes? I honestly believe the outstanding YSL cage heels could masquerade as a divine birdcage. 
..DIY an old little black dress? This would be especially lovely if it was body conscious and minimally short. Be sure to use extremely sharp shears and try some shoulder cutouts? Perhaps snip out two large swatches on the ribcage? If this is too promiscuous for you you could reinforce said holes with a great nude mesh a la Winter Olympics. The possibilities are endlessly fabulous...
..fly to Paris, pop into Colette and purchase the Karl Lagerfeld Bear? I cannot imagine a better thing to stand proudly on my dresser and oversee my many wardrobe changes. I love how even in bear form Karl retains his tension in his lips.
