1. The Fashionable- someone willing to try anything once, travel to another country on a whim, kiss a stranger on occasion, and most importantly blindly instill their faith in Miuccia Prada even when the going gets tough.
2. The Rational- someone who doesn't know how to walk in heels. For this there is just no excuse.
And while I would most definitely like to consider myself the former, I would have to admit these Gaultiers test my reserve.
xx til next,